I'll stop the world and _melt_ with you.

Moving on.

Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:11:51 GMT

So Im moving over to Myspace.

www.myspace.com/nesvacation

Thanks all of you who have supported me through LJ and I hope you are able to support my web presence. Ive come up with some plans hopefully to get out on the road and visit many more places and people. I havent worked on stylizing my profile yet. That will happen over the next few days/weeks. Be patient, all the great stories and pictures will be finding their way there soon enough.

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NEW ROAD TRIP!

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:53:30 GMT

Thats right boys and girls and internet people of all ages. There will be another completely cross country road trip comming soon. This time my journey will take me from Jacksonville, Florida to Washington state. I going with some new friends who will do their best to help me represent the old school way!

Look forward to new postings soon.
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My Life has been Rehosted!

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:04:52 GMT

Back for your enjoyment, all my images rehosted!

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Accessorize

Sun, 28 Aug 2005 23:25:46 GMT

Sigh

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 07:35:41 GMT

Saddly, I no longer have my pictures hosted. Hopefully this will be changing soon.

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WOW

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 06:28:35 GMT

HEAVEN

A little late but hopefully worth the wait.

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 07:12:14 GMT

I know many of you have been checking this Journal with a frequency that would make most stalkers proud. And, I completely understand why. For those of you that don't well it's simple:
You all want to see me at Mardi Gras! Or maybe the boobies. And now onto me, and er, some boobies, um they are all wrapped up in clothes though. As previously established this is a completely SFW journal and I'm sure you all, except that guy whose grumbling, appreciate the effort.
Enough words onto the Fun:

For those of you who just don't know, Bourbon Street is the place where it all goes down, er or comes up. Double, triple, quadrapole Entendre there, just look for them :>P
(Note: My owner has not gone through the process of color correcting any of these photos being that, owner and publisher, are in fact 2 completely different people.)
The night started off with a trip to some of our favorite places. (Er, yes we've been before.)

For those of you paying close attention to the above picture, you will be rewarded with a very dark and unclear shot of me posing below the sign. Really, its not worth looking twice at to see.
And

Heres some fun and interesting info: (Information following statements like that usually are not fun nor interesting.)
Tropical Isle serves up Pineapple Hand grenades, touted as the strongest drink in New Orleans.
As the sign states. (Captain obvious to the rescue!)
Continuing along Bourbon Street will afford you some of the most interesting sites:

Women with Snakes!

The infamous Geeks, ehem Greeks.

The Conscience Sisters. Yummy.

A man, standing still. Yes this is interesting. I swear. It has to be, I tipped him for this picture.

Ah yes and the ever talented, Plastic Bucket Drum Man. Watch out Stomp.

While Visiting Bourbon Street I wanted to take the time to Salute all the men and women in uniform. Funny the lack of women really in uniforms. Or clothes for that matter. So heres to the Men in Blue er Dark blue, possibly black.

Funny how they are all looking away.
(Note: The silly looking guy holding me in this picture is completely responsible for my lodging, site seeing, and everything else New Orleans related. Thankyou LostBeachBoy. I miss yah brother.)

And New Orleans Fire Rescue, who seem much more attentive than NOPD.

The Next 4 pictures will give all my faithful followers, ehem, readers, and Idea as to why NOPD and NOFR are needed on such an innocent street on an innocent night.

Two of these were taken directly after a group of Strippers were on the 2nd floor balcony for the Hustler Strip club Advertising their, er wares, or unwears, or possibly underwears. Events like this are pretty common from what I understand. However, a group of say 300 people packed onto 1 street block so tight that you wish you had a lump of coal with you, is not what I would call common. And, all to see some plastic being juggled around over 50 feet away from you. That guy that was grumbling earlier is drooling now. STOP IT! There are pictures available from this brief and fuzzy scene. They are not currently online. They are not SFW. They aren't even worth looking at, but if theres people out there that really want them, I'll consider e-mailing them at request.
Okay onto more Pictures, bring on the babes:

Ahhh we loves the women, well some of them. There were a few who were not interested in having their pictures taken with me. They shall of course be mentioned in hopes that eventually they will be horribly shamed. PFFFT thats likely. Anyways heres a list of the non-photogenics, be on the look-out for them.
The Paris Hilton Look-alikes. Or not really looking like her at all but trying so hard that every one knows thats what they were aiming for.
The 3 women who were Obviously over 40 but trying desperately to look under 25, and who shied away from the camera the moment one of them whispered the word "Internet".
And thats it for the rejections. Not so bad huh? Behold the Power of the NES.
Heres a final few pictures to keep you guys laughing:

I like to call that Pimpin Muscles, but its more appropriately Pimp and Muscles.
(Note: Had I not previously been Tattooed with "Don't Mess With Texas", this picture would have been mentioned under the failed attempts section.)
Lets not forget a parade picture or 2 as well.

These 2 drunken lovelies participated in the Truck Parade with us. Ahhh 3 hours of Woodchuck Cider 180 Semis full of beads and people wearing their underwear as overwear. Luckily there arent any of me with the Mardi Gras Panties on my head - yet.

This is what the streets are like directly following a Parade. Fun stuff.
Not quite as fun as Bourbon Street after a night of partying:

Welp, that about wraps of my Trip to Mardi Gras 2005. I want to say thanks to all my faithful readers, and heres a small thankyou to two new readers who I'm sure have been waiting to see this picture for a week now:

Thanks to the Shocker Brothers, because a night aint complete with out 2 for the pink and 1 for the stink.

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Fat Tuesday

Tue, 08 Feb 2005 16:36:33 GMT

I'm updating all my faithful and gaming friends out there, and heres the skinny:
Last night was Lundi Gras. Bourbon street was insane I loved it. Theres plenty of pictures coming but they wont be available until after Thursday.
So hold on to your hats, or other things you find important.
And oh the boobies. There will definitely be boobies.
Of course I havent ever posted any pictures that are NSFW, and well maybe I might start. Maybe not.
Check back Thursday or Friday to find out.

Its Fat Tuesday now, and theres parades to be seen and College Dorm Girls to be had. Loyola here I come.

You cant stop the power of the NES.

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Giving you guys a running start...

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 02:55:48 GMT

Well, hopefully the lack of updating hasnt been a disappointment but if it was this should make it up. I have been cordially invited to drinking, partying, booby-ing, and beading 2005.
Thats right folks, be on the watch for ME at MARDIS GRAS 2005. Feb 6- 10.

More to come.
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When you go to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair.

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 04:54:03 GMT

Gosh guys I'm really sorry It's been some time since I've updated but theres been so much happening.
We spent some time in San Francisco, I have some great pictures of the Double "G" and The Rock:

and

I also have a picture from Chinatown, sadly no one there was able to understand me so I couldn't get them to take a picture with me in it.

Heres one from Fisherman's Wharf;

I also spent a few hours piecing together 9 pictures into a not quite yet completed panaramic picture. It can be found here, CAUTION NOT FOR THE WEAK OF LINESPEEDS!!
Well our time in San Francisco came to and end. And the last few days we've spent coming back to Florida, It's been a great trip and I have loads of pictures not found here that I'll be updating soon before I go though a few things from the road:
2800.5 Miles
50 Driving hours
12 Sleeping hours
56 mph Average Speed
Day 1:
13 Hours Driving
700 Miles
7 Hours Sleeping
Day 2:
17 Hours Driving
950 Miles
5 Hours Sleeping
Day 3:
20 Hours
1150 miles
Home.
Was stopped by Border Patrol in Texas, I guess small grey and black boxes don't match their description as possible terrorists, they asked "Are you and your passengers American Citizens?"
"Yessir"
"Keep driving then."

While in Texas on the way back we encountered a Tornado without much enthusiasm;

Sadly the picture was taken right before it petered out.
I was also able to get a picture of a big prick:

And finally the sunset to ride off into.

There will be some more pictures updated soon, including the warm return home.

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Fear and Loathing in...

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 19:09:57 GMT

Hi all, I'm back and safe.

A boy found me on this Ferris Wheel in Santa Monica in a bag and local police were able to help out from there getting me back in touch with my friends. Seems I was taken by the room service people and flown to LAX as a part of a very secretive and highly disorganized group of Hispanic Nintendo Poachers. Someone was supposed to pick me up at the Ferris Wheel and take me to the next stop but I was lucky.
Since I'm in California now the group decided to check out Hollywood:

I was hoping maybe some one could edit this next picture for me to have my name on it. It should be in a copper/bronze/gold type lettering matching the outside of the star.
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After we left Hollywood we started on PCH headed up to San Francisco, we should get there tonight. Here are some pictures I was able to get while we were on PCH.

and:
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I have my next Tattoo ready and I should have pictures with that later tonight or early tomorrow. I'm considering maybe getting a Piercing too. Watch out world!
As soon as we get some pictures in San Francisco I'll make sure to upload them.

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HACK help /HACK

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 07:27:02 GMT

Transmission received:
Routed July 27th, 09:00 PST
Transmission as follows...

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TO ALL FRIENDS AND READERS;
SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED TO NES, WE ARE UNABLE TO LOCATE HIM. INFORMATION RECEIVED FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS LEADS US TO BELIEVE THAT HE MAY HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY POACHERS. PLEASE REFER TO PREVIOUS PICTURES IN THIS WEB LOG AND POST ANY INFORMATION WITH WHEREABOUTS ON THIS JOURNAL ENTRY.
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Transmission terminated.
Source: Inspiron 8600
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA, Comcast webbounce 32954920123.23.459302.34

Bow chicka wow wow, chicka huh!

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 21:02:13 GMT

WOOOOOHAAAAAA some Inspiron 8600 hot in action:

and

Maybe later I can get a port replicator for some electric stimulation.

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Welcome to Sin City...

Sat, 24 Jul 2004 20:50:27 GMT

Sorry I haven't posted any updates its been VERY busy. That said lets go back and do some catching up:
We arrived in Las Vegas on Thursday night and pulled into the Luxor Hotel and Casino, heres a picture taken from a nearby hotel:

We hit the strip Friday during the day, my chip temperature exceeded 109 Degrees F. boy its hot here but with little to no humidity its not really that bad. I'll have to be careful though, you dont notice it getting hotter.
Friday night the people I was with snuck me in to see Blue Man Group!

It was absolutely phenomenal I almost overloaded my sound card. After the show while we were leaving the Trio came out for pictures:

Later that night the Motorola got us into so Underground gaming. Security showed up after a few games but I did get a few pictures:

and

In one game I won the Special Prize, a strip tease from the Inspiron 8600! Hopefully I'll get some pictures of that tonight.
I've included some photos of our trip through Arizona and New Mexico:

Well that's it for now. Going to try the pool later and we might go see Cirque Du Soleil's show Mystére later tonight.
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Get yer Kicks on Rt 66.

Thu, 22 Jul 2004 03:48:50 GMT

So I stopped on Route 66 tonight at the Holiday Inn Express, heres me laying on the bed:

I've also included a closer photo of my tattoo:

I can't wait to get more!!
So the owners of that Hotty Inspiron 8600 have agreed to take me with them on their trip. Looks like im going to Vegas!!! Rumor has it theres going to be some underground electronics gambling going on in private rooms. I know a Motorola phone thats going to get us in.
Stay tuned, more to come.

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Couldn't wait to get back on that road again.

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 03:38:29 GMT

Hi! I'm coming to ya'll from the Loanstar State. Thats right boys and girls and _melt_.
Heres some Pictures some nice folks took for me:

And,

I've also found a great Tattoo from Texas and plan to get many more from other States. I'll upload them as soon as I get a chance.
Miss you _melt_.

Ps. I met this great Inspiron 8600, ohhh shes soooo cute but I think shes way beyond my operating capacity. Besides we don't have any compatible ports If yah know what I mean.

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